Behind the Scenes of Movie "FASHION"

This is my second post in the series of "behind the scenes" series after I wrote the BTS of "Hello". Well, between Hello and Fashion there have been several movies worthy of a Behind the Scene post but Fashion is something which deserves immediate attention. So here is my version of what could have happened "behind the scenes" while the movie was still being made.

Well after watching the movie I literally asked my friend that "is kahani se kya shiksha milti hai". She bought into the realistic message and replied that "you shouldn't forget about important things to reach an unworthy milestone". I think her message got lost in translation anyways her actual words were "Hamein pata hona chahiye ki hamari limits kya hain and uske liye apni family and friends ko nahi leave karna chahiye jo cheez unworthy hai". Well, my understanding was different. Through this movie Madhur actually teaches you rather reminds you of two age old important moral lessons.

1) Aurat ek mard ke bina adhoori hai (A woman is nothing without a man)

2) Kutte ki poonch kabhi seedhi nahin ho sakti (A dog's tail can never get straight)

Well, you do not agree then, read on..

The high point of the movie comes when a struggling model points to a man and asks another struggling model "is that Madhur Bhandarkar, what is he doing with this model"? "Arre wo to Madhur Bhandarkar hai, wo is model ke saath kya kar raha hai". The girl replies "yes he is the guy who makes realistic cinema and he might be doing his research as I have heard he is making a movie on Fashion". "Suna hai wo Fashion pe movie bana raha hai, realistic movie, shayad research kar raha hai". Well well well, she was not the first person who was asking questions about Madhur Bhandarkar being seen with a struggling model and about his so called "research". Anyways, at that point of time you actually think that Madhur Bhandarkar might have put some of the insights from his research in the movie as well. Afterall, the movie doesn't show anything more than what everybody already know about the fashion industry. Well, it's nice to see that somebody is finally following the Himesh Reshamiya way.

Let's get on with the concept. Madhur is narrating the concept to one financer -

(M)adhur - Sir, is baar apni movie ka concept mast hai.
(F)inancer - Leave mast wast, tell me ki scenes hain yaa nahin?
M - Kya baat karte hain Sir, lagta hai aapne meri pichli movies nahin dekhin? Ab sir realistic movies mein scene to honge naa sir?
(F) - Ok, concept kya hai?
(M) - Fashion industry pe concept hai sir. Jara sochiye ki mast mast models about 2 hours tak ramp walk karti rahengi short short dresses mein. Just imagine.
(F) - Okay concept to accha hai but from where you got this inspiration?
(M) - I was talking to this struggling model lately who told me some of the nitty gritties of the industry.
(F) - Oh that's fine that you are talking to all these models but make sure that you doesn't get stung again. Thoda bachke raha karo yaar in models se, ek baar pahle bhi fans chuke ho.
(M) - (Smiles) tabhi to sir, this time I am taking no chances. I am doing it under the cover of research.

Another high note of the movie when Priyanka was interviewed by Kittu Gidwani for the modeling assignment.

Kittu Gidwani - You have come to become a model? (Model banne aaye ho?)
Priyanka - No, Supermodel (nahin, Supermodel)
Kittu Gidwani - I like your confidence

Just picture this scene -
a senior guy from top IT company interviewing a fresher for an IT job (don't ask questions about why IT company, arre bhai! aajkal aur kaun recruit kar raha hai IT companies ke alawa?)

Interviewer - Consultant banne aaye ho? (You have come here for a consultant post?)
Interviewee - Nahin, CEO (No, CEO)
Interviewer - Oh! I like your confidence (but for the time being you can go to hell, assho**)

Maybe Madhur wants to be a little realistic here and he might be sending the message across is that all that works in the modeling industry is a combination of nice figure and a history or at-least a promise of zero brain activity (I wonder why blonds are not the obvious choice then).

The movie goes on to strengthen the first morale that a woman is nothing without a man. First a struggling female model needs a handsome struggling male to tell her that she has only one option to find an apartment in Mumbai and that is by living in with someone. Then she will need another man to promote her and then another man to fall back on. If she does not succumb to demands then she is doomed. Comeon Mr. Bhandarkar what the hell you are thinking here.

Throughout the story, Madhur slowly keeps on building the second premise that "Kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahin hoti". Though Priyanka tries hard to keep Kangana away from drugs but in the end she dies of overdose proving that you believe it or not but you can't teach old dogs new tricks.

I don't understand from where Madhur picked this bit of his research. There have been quite a few wardrobe malfunctions in the recent past but still I have never heard of a model committing suicide for that.

The movie is an average attempt from Bhandarkar at realistic cinema and it actually deviates and look like a typical masala movie which teaches you the same old lessons.

So all you cute girls who are aspiring for a career in modeling, please watch this movie and convince yourself that your rightful place is in your hometown itself (if your hometown is Mumbai then god bless you) and all you cute girls who once aspired to become a model, you can console yourself by telling that thanks god! you never became one. I would like to repeat the most repeated dialogue from the movie for the movie. "Spare me the horror!"

Jokes apart as I have mentioned earlier, the movie is a good time pass flick. Better than some other movies running parallely.

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