Vote to choose your president..

News channels are going ga ga over the new involvement tool developed by them. They are talking about how people can choose their cricket captain 'public ka kaptan' and even can vote to choose their ideal presidential candidate. Oh yeah! all this can be done by simply clicking a few digits on your cellphone. Send your message to some 4 digit number and choose your president. (Don't worry about shelling out 2/3/6/10 Rs as SMS charge and about the fact that political party gives your opinion a shit or not.)

Well, now you can SMS to choose your favorite colour combiination for the national flag, you can even send us a design which we will put up for our next poll. You can choose literally anything. Well, the result for one such audience open poll reflects that 34% of the audience voted in favour of Rahul Dravid 33% in favour of Sachin and 33% in favour of Any other. The fact of the matter was that only 3 votes were caste (all that by the technician who was checking whether they were getting the messages properly or not). As, the analyst was a fan of Rahul Dravid, he puts him at the top by 1% point.

Choose your national Animal - Vote now
Similarly one channel started an audience poll for selecting the national animal. People were asked to list their choice through an email or they can call and say "Nationa Animal" followed by their choice to register their vote. The results were hillarious but couldn't be made public as it had many names from the political circus.

• Teddy bear - most of the kids voted in favour of teddy bear but they had varied opinion on the colour, stuffing and the size. Some suggested that as teddy bear is not a living animal, have Adnan Sami as the mascot. news channel reported that how one little girl was on the verge of crying and how she spoilt his daddy's shirt crying Adnan Sami, Adnan sami.
  
• Gorilla - Anti pakistan people voted for Gorilla as its aggressive and we can send out the message that don't mess with us but human right activists have come out protesting against choice of Gorilla as an animal because they feel that Gorillas are our closest cousins. They might be your dear, atleast not of ours. We have heard that Human Rights activists are approaching Arundhati Roy to lead a protest march from IBN office to PM's office in support of Gorillas. Some people feel that instead of Gorilla have Mr. Bush as the mascot.
  
• Leave the tigers like that - Many people still feel that tiger is the right choice so leave it like that. Well, then why the hell you wasted your cell phone money? Communist are already on their way to put forward this demand to change the national animal to Bengal tiger from the tiger.
  
• Lalu Yadav - Make him the national animal, he has all the qualities, he is animated, is capable of doing stunts and what else he has proved by converting a whole state into jungle. Good choice.
• Arjun Singh - The choice is of Jackal but then again put him as a mascot, people will understand what you want to say.
• Manmohan Singh - Ahhahahaha--- what to say? He has proved himself as a nice pet. He has the capabilities to fit into any role. He will fit into this role also. I am sure. But then, it do not depend on public rather if madam jee votes in his favour then he will happily become the national pride.
  

Well, guess who won the poll. Ahhahahaha.. don't ask please.. Is it that difficult to guess?