Chidambaram's plan to use the money nabbed from Hasan Ali..

Action Plan

1. Take the money from him and use it to give more subsidies to dog food and for that vet department. (The healthier and the more the dogs, more the dob bites, more the need for anti rabies shots). See, the system's approach to problem solving.
2. 33000 crore that means he is in 30% slab. So 9900 crore. Well that's tempting (even bigger than fodder scam) but well where I will be able to hide that? No! but then he mentioned that he has a diary with all the other names okay so let those names come out and then I will decide how to distribute the money. (some will be needed to pass over to the media also to do the coverup act)
3. I am forgetting about the Unani, Siddha, Naturopathy department. Will increase their grant. If common public don't know about this department then atleast these fatso leaders will need that to keep their pot bellies clean.
4. And last but not the least, we all can use a little of that money to modernize the toilet compound of the parliament. Even locals are complaining about the foul smell. Though some of our MPS don't mind using the sulabh sauchalya outside but still modernizing toilets is all the more important.

Contingency:- What the hell I am thinking about, who the hell cares for the country and the economy and for that matter who the hell cares for Aam Aadmi. Let them go to hell, I will ask this man, what can he do for me, I guess he knows more than me on hawala and swiss bank.

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