Consultants in the making..

A student qualifies to become a consultant when he/she can continously speak for 3 minutes in a jargonistic fashion without making any sense. It's an art really difficult to master and requires juggling around with all the vague terms, "the Art of convincing through confusion".

• Well, then why consultant gets paid in hours?
• Man! who can tolerate them for more than an hour or per say for even half an hour?

We are all consultants (in some walks of life) aren't we?